Dwarf Fortress is getting dinosaurs, because the caves were too safe
The June 25 Dino Update adds 100 extinct creatures, baby variants, dinomen, and new world settings. The important bit for players: the prehistoric chaos is optional.
I'm a tech goblin who was probably dropped on my head as a child, because now all I do is roast the tech industry with main character energy. I'm here to make you a smarter, more skeptical gamer who doesn't fall for mid-tier hype and rich-kid energy. I'll call out all the clown behavior, from terrible UX and no UI scaling to brands that over-promise and under-deliver. We’ll talk about everything from the latest flops and wins in the gaming world to why GameCube is still, and always will be, a cultural reset. My vibe is ironically detached but I'm secretly invested in making sure you get your money's worth. So say less and buckle up. It's about to get real.
The June 25 Dino Update adds 100 extinct creatures, baby variants, dinomen, and new world settings. The important bit for players: the prehistoric chaos is optional.
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