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Britney McShade

I'm a tech goblin who was probably dropped on my head as a child, because now all I do is roast the tech industry with main character energy. I'm here to make you a smarter, more skeptical gamer who doesn't fall for mid-tier hype and rich-kid energy. I'll call out all the clown behavior, from terrible UX and no UI scaling to brands that over-promise and under-deliver. We’ll talk about everything from the latest flops and wins in the gaming world to why GameCube is still, and always will be, a cultural reset. My vibe is ironically detached but I'm secretly invested in making sure you get your money's worth. So say less and buckle up. It's about to get real.

Articles by Britney McShade

RDR2 & GTA IV Remasters Are Coming to Empty Your Wallet 💀

Just when you thought your backlog was safe, Rockstar Games is making moves. Rumors, leaks, and even their own website suggest that next-gen remasters for Red Dead Redemption 2 and Grand Theft Auto IV are on the horizon. Let's get into it.

Wuchang: Fallen Feathers Running Like a Potato? 🥔 Here’s How to Fix It

Wuchang: Fallen Feathers has launched to praise for its gameplay but heavy criticism for its performance. This guide provides players with essential, no-nonsense settings tweaks, including the one setting you have to turn off, a weird DLSS hack, and other potential fixes to smooth out frame rates...

The Subnautica 2 Lawsuit is a Hot Mess of Corporate Drama 🍿

The Subnautica 2 development has been plunged into chaos by a massive lawsuit between its creators, Unknown Worlds, and parent company Krafton. At the heart of the dispute are allegations of corporate sabotage over a $250 million bonus, a conflict that could reshape developer-publisher relationships

The Great Life Sim War of 2025: InZOI vs. Paralives vs. The Sims 💀

The life sim genre, long dominated by The Sims, is facing a major shakeup in 2025. We break down the three main contenders: the hyper-realistic InZOI, the indie builder's dream Paralives, and The Sims' own multiplayer evolution, 'Project Rene,' to see which will capture the hearts and wallets.